Eat Like a Hobbit

“Mom, I eat like a Hobbit,” Jacob commented to me the other night as he had a second snack after dinner. He made me laugh! Jacob has hit a big growth spurt this last year and has shot up at least 3 inches. He seems to always be grazing. So, here’s to eating like a hobbit!
Aragorn: Gentlemen, we do not stop ’til nightfall.
Pippin: What about breakfast?
Aragorn: You’ve already had it.
Pippin: We’ve had one, yes. What about second breakfast?
[Aragorn turns and walks away]
Merry: I don’t think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
Pippin: What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn’t he?
Merry: I wouldn’t count on it.

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